So, I’ve been getting these E-mails lately from someone that I’ve apparently pissed off. Actually, they are E-mail notifications of comments that require moderation from WordPress.
Now, as some of you may know, I have my settings set up so that, once I approve one of your comments, you’re free to comment as much as you want to without moderation. In this case, the authors (or authors) of these comments tried to slip these by by using fake names and E-mail addresses. I stopped looking for the Whois trail when I figured out that these messages either originated in California, or entered the U.S. networks through one of Google’s ports in California.
Instead of approving them so that everyone can see the shit I get in my inbox, and why sometimes I just don’t bother reading my messages, I just decided to copy and past them as blockquotes.
From “John Wayne”
Comment:
well, you might start with a spine and a better heart.nah, that won’t do it for you either
From “Bob Smith”
well, it’s true, illiteracy hasn’t stopped you from blogging.
perhaps ten broken fingers would help.
whaddaya think, you scum?
how’s sara?
never mind, i don’t care
pussy
From “Ralph Cramden”
yes, if anyone deserves to hit by a bus- full of love ….or merely some driver in training- it’s you.
but tell it to your social worker.. or share your samsara with some sara.
me? i’d like to help run you down, ’cause i just know the ladies are missing out on a cowardly creep such as your bloodless self
any thoughts , pussy?.
i thought not.
speak up, fool
something stuck in your craw, taking up the vast space where my boot should rightfully be?
and your publicist promotes you as such the outspoken rugged individualist.
i guess that’s only when in the complete safety of anonymity, and a few of your pals, taking pot shots at harmless targets, sighted in your cross-hairs of accountability, and while you are at no risk of return fire or being subject to your own accountability.
to me, that is a textbook example of a coward and a sychophant.
what do you call it.
nevermind. you’re unqualified to comment
Now, I know of at least one person out there that I’ve totally pissed off recently. I was a total jackass for doing what I did and I cannot come up with anything to justify my actions. Trust me, I’ve tried to get the words together to explain myself, but I just don’t have a leg to stand on. I was wrong and mean for reasons I’m not even too sure of. The thing is, even though this particular person would be totally justified in sending me messages like this, they haven’t done so. They just have way too much class to do something like this.
So, the one person that deserves to send me these things doesn’t and some whack job, who I haven’t done anything to, does. Is it just me or does that not make sense?
Filed under: Blogging, Life, Random acts of stupidity






It sounds like your uhm, stalker friend might have found you? Who else could it be? It has to be a woman. A woman who feels rejected by you and is more than slightly unhinged.
As for the person you pissed off, it might go a long way to fixing things if you gave them a damned hug. Then you could kill two birds with one stone. Just a thought..
Wow, spraying nasty things on walls has gone hi-tech.
The times we live in….
amm
It’s your buddy, Dan. He’s been out and about lately.
Shit. Tommy, I really need you to contact me. It’s important. I think you know… I can’t ask again…
I will be home very soon.
Bloody hell. Anyone reading that last comment is going to think it’s me sending those messages. It isn’t. It’s something else..
Wow.. people really need to get a life!
Hmm… it makes me wonder what have you done to deserve comments like that. And I thought you were a nice, cool guy. LOL. ;-)
Holy moly! You sure have gotten under someone’s skin! Well, he keeps mentioning “Sara”…unfortunately that means nothing since you use the same name for all your tales!! Why did I assume it was a “he”? And what am I missing? What publicist?? Does this person even KNOW you???
Kill the bastard.
Needs a hug? MY ASS! Needs electric shock therapy more like it! Now what did you do to this person to make them this crazy? LOL!! Just funnin Tommy, we all know your just a fun loveable guy! Did that sound convincing everyone? HA HA HA HA HA! Kisses Love!
Vanessa- I’m positive it isn’t the stalker chick. That little situation is long over (thankfully). I think I know who it is based on the writing style, but I’m not 100% sure.
As far as the hugs go, I wish my arms were long enough.
Anita- E-mail graffiti? Kinda has a nice ring to it if it weren’t so fucking annoying.
Bubbas- It does sound like Dan doesn’t it? I still have no idea what I did to him or what his particular damage is.
Samone- As long as they don’t borrow mine, that’s a good idea (I’m kinda using mine right now and I’m not inclined to lend it out).
April- Honestly, it depends on who you ask as to whether or not I’m a nice guy. I’d like to think that I am, but it’s really a matter of other people’s opinion.
SDGrrr(l)- I’m sure the person doesn’t actually know me and, as far as I know, I don’t have a publicist. I could use a personal assistant, but a publicist may be a bit much. Would make dating a bit easier though now that I think of it. Hummmm…..
Qelqoth- Once again, you never fail to put things into perspective with such few words. You are one talented man my good sir.
Ranna- HA! I don’t think that fooled anyone, but thanks for trying.
I need to work on my people skills if that wasn’t convincing damn it! I am a marketer by god. I should be able to feed you a line of crap and you say “Wow that is wonderful. Please feed me more crap.” HA HA HA HA HA Man I’m on a roll tonight. LOL
Replied… :)
For Tommy and Vanessa - I think this stalker has found their way to my blog now. Which is hilarious as they are threatening to take me to court. Awesome. Thanks so much man - you gave me a new freak to play with! :D
Wow, Tommy, I’m quite shocked about those mean comments you received and you don’t deserve.
Oh, wonderful. Do post, won’t you Reverend?
Vanessa? I deleted the original message but chances are, I will get some more. I’m really looking forward to it too. :)
Oh and Tommy? The person who got in touch with me to spew garbage at me…he called himself “Dan”.
Well, that is interesting indeed. It seems we may have a resident rampant psychotic nutjob in the house. No doubt Tommy’s pimping has spread the virus in your direction, but you seem happy about it, so that’s quite fun.
I shall wait for my turn.
Qelqoth- Sorry about the Dan thing, that was unintentional. I just wanted to spread the word about your WP blog. However, if anyone can have fun with it, you can.
Modobs- I still don’t exactly know why I’m getting them. I’m blaming it all on some wacky inter dimensional shifting of some sort.
Don’t apologise - I loved it. I love it when people get their panties in a bunch and act like tards on the net. It’s awesome and they’re always real easy to wind up.
Enjoy the weekend sir!
I think I just found a new favourite place to dwell! So much drama, excitement… the suspence is killing me… did you find out who the nutjob is? Better yet… have the nasty emails stopped?
And why do it the perp is a he? Could be a she I guess. Hmm… at any rate, I’ve read a few of your entries here, and I would like to visit again, if that’s alright by you. I’m just a harmless Canadian girl, you should be safe with me. ;)
“and why do it the perp is a he?”… haha Speaking of illiterate… you’ve got nutt’en on me, baby. ;)
Yvonne- I now know who the guy is and no, the massages haven’t stopped yet. Thanks for swinging by and feel free to comment as much as you want to.
I wonder if Dan still wants to take me to court…man, that was some stupid crap. Funny though.
Qelqoth- I got copies of all of those messages about court and self defense. So, not only is it stupid crap, but it’s spam stupid crap.
my words were gonna be
CHOKE A BITCH OUT! (which ofcourse BITCH referrs to male or female where needed)
But Qelqoth got it better….KILL THE BASTARD! (or bitch)
See Ranna, I’m in marketing…..damn I’m good! ha
Goddamn, Tommy. You, Valliant and Richard…what have you boys been doing after blog hours?
You seem like such a nice, affable chap, that is, if your blog is any indication of who you are as a person. You just don’t seem like the malicious type. I mean, you might joke a little roughly but whatever.