Her “Do you think that it’s true about men being more like dogs and women being more like cats?”
Me “Um, I think dogs are like dogs, cats act like cats, men act like men and women act like women.”
Her “Okay Smartass. What I mean is that women tend to be a bit more aloof and mysterious, kinda like cats. Men tend to be a bit more upfront and obvious, like wagging their tails and stuff”
Me “Ya, I don’t agree. You can’t relate women to cats and men to dogs. Besides, different species you know?”
Her “Really?”
Me “I’ll tell you what, when I see a woman sit on the T.V. and lick her own ass in front of everyone, then I’ll agree.”
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LMAO! So now she knows what it takes…
Sounds like the stupid conversations I have at work everyday! Conversations like that give me a headache!
Hehe, well I think it’s a crap theory, unless you’re using the guinness record holding largest paintbrush on the entire planet… but that’s beside the point.
Um, what is the point? Oh, yeah… licking your own ass! No, wait.. that’s not it… Sounds good though, right?
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Oh! What kind of reaction did you stir!
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if I could lick my own ass, I would never leave the house…
hahahahahahahaha!! You crack me up. I have no doubt that you said this to her, but I am so curious to know what her next reply was. Don’t leave us in suspense like this.
You are going to be head over heels in love with my cousin, Pat. Not only can she lick her own ass, but she can also vacuum while she’s doing it. We’re very proud of her in our family. She was on Letterman, but they just put a black bar in front of the vacuum.