Whatever that cat’s name was.

I was dating a girl named Sara who had a cat named Wiskers (or whatever that cat’s name was). When Sara would talk to her cat, she would use the word “Pussy” all of the time.
“Does Pussy need some water?”
“How’s Pussy doing today?”
“Does Pussy need some rubs?”
She grew up in a very cat friendly home [...]

Be careful of where you point that thing.

I had been dating a nice young woman “Sara” for a few months. Everything was going quite well in the relationship. So well in fact, that we spent most of our free time in bed doing what normal adults do. It was a blast to say the least. The sex was fantastic and I was [...]

Always ask for references

I’ll never forget the first time I went to Tijuana. I was 22 at the time and just reported to my first submarine. Most of the guys I met were pretty cool and there were a lot of new guys that had reported with me. Two of those guys, Fish and Slim, I had known [...]

The importance of knee placement

One of the most important things you can learn in life is to always watch where your knees are. A little story from my past to help reinforce that lesson.
It was a long time ago, back in the Florida days. I was seeing the young lady named Sara (Once again, that’s not her real name). [...]

I should probably write these down sometime.

First things first, thank you for stopping by my little corner of the Blog-o-sphere. (Get it? Sphere’s don’t have corners! HA! I’m such a nerd) For those of you that don’t know me very well, here’s a short list containing some of the things that I believe in. I hope that it can provide some [...]

First night in Hawaii

Those of you who know me, know about the time I was in the Navy stationed in Hawaii. Those of you who don’t know me, guess what? I was in the Navy and stationed in Hawaii. This is a story about my first night out on Oahu and pretty much sums up my love life.
It’s [...]

The Academy for Philosophical Concepts and Beliefs

So, in my last blog, I kinda spilled the beans that I know the Forces of Good and the Forces of Evil. To answer some of the questions that I’ve been getting, yes, I do know them and we’ve been acquainted for some time now.
I went to this very exclusive high school named, “The Academy [...]

My car keys and the balance of the universe.

Okay, so there have been somethings going on lately to make me believe that I have really pissed off the Forces of Evil. The most obvious one is that I seem to be misplacing my car keys all of the time. I set them on the counter, go to the bathroom, when I get back [...]

The most erotic story ever in the history of the world!!!!

NOTE! This post has been changed from it’s original. That and it’s not written to anyone specific. I use the name Sara in blogs for almost every woman’s name. It’s just easy to type. Oh, and if the real Sara is reading this, then forget what you just read. I wrote this for you and [...]

A message from DPYHOYAAA. (Pt. 2)

Playa,
Do you desperately seek the attention of women that you meet online? Do you send E-mails and messages that are formatted like a cell phone text message? Have you ever used the letters “U” and “R” to replace the words “you” and “are”? Do you frequently use the ‘words’, wit, kewl, hawt or holla? Did [...]