Take a second, think about it, babies can’t fly.

So, I’m on this plane and there’s this kid, screaming his ass off…FOR AN HOUR!
I’m sitting on the aisle, trying to drown out the tantrum with my iPod blasting the band, TV on the Radio, and it just isn’t working. For a mini kid, he had a fully developed set of lungs and apparently, some [...]

You know what they say about assumptions.

Me: “Excuse me, I’m not really sure how to put this politely, but…”
Her interrupting me: “Fuck! I don’t want to be hit on again. I’m just out with my friends, trying to have a good time and you assholes won’t leave us alone. Do I look like a whore? Do I have ‘I’m easy’ written [...]

Someone needs a damned hug.

So, I’ve been getting these E-mails lately from someone that I’ve apparently pissed off. Actually, they are E-mail notifications of comments that require moderation from WordPress.
Now, as some of you may know, I have my settings set up so that, once I approve one of your comments, you’re free to comment as much as you [...]

My biggest regret

When I was just a mini kid, there was something in my life that gave me pretty much all of the things I want in my adult life. This something was going to Willie’s Wee-Nee Wagon with my dad and my brother.
It was our special thing, my mother and sisters never went. We would hop [...]

Ka-BOOOOOOOMMMMMM!

I just saw this and had to pass it along.
George W. almost got himself, Cheney and the CEO of Ford, blow’d the fuck up.

I’m moving (finally!)

So, as some of you know, my commute to work is 67 miles…EACH WAY!
In an effort to cut down my driving time and well, to save my sanity, I’m moving closer to where I work. Oh and of course, spending about 150 bucks a week on gas factored in big time.
I’ve been looking for a [...]

The next “Sara” story…

Is going to be password protected…maybe.
Why? Well, a friend of mine, that has read all of the stories so far, says that the stories are much better in person. She’s heard just about all of them during random nights out and about and suggested that I post a video version of the next one. [...]

Shuffle pt. 2 (accessibly obscure)

Here’s the deal. Put whatever music application, mp3 player or whatever on shuffle and comment about the first ten songs that come up.
In my first shuffle post, I limited the shuffle to songs that were on my favorites list. I opened up the shuffle thing, this time, to almost the entire collection on my Mac [...]

Shuffle

Here’s the deal. Put whatever music application, mp3 player or whatever on shuffle and comment about the first ten songs that come up. I’m using iTunes and to help things along, I selected my favorites to be shuffled. Here’s what I got.
1. Song: “Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell” by Iggy And The [...]

Would you like thighs with that? (Writer’s block source)

This is the thing I’ve been working on the most during this recent episode of writer’s block. I just can’t seem to get this to work out they way I want it to. I actually deleted the entire text, but was able to retriever it from the trash.
The thing that bothers me the most about [...]