Paradigm Shift

Recently, I went to pick up a gift for my girlfriend. It was a gift certificate to a fancy-schmancy lingerie store that she, “just so happened” to mention she liked a lot. I got the hint, her birthday was coming up, and off I went.  
So, I arrived at the store and was immediately pegged by the sales staff [...]

Dating me isn’t easy

Her “Do you think that it’s true about men being more like dogs and women being more like cats?”
Me “Um, I think dogs are like dogs, cats act like cats, men act like men and women act like women.”
Her “Okay Smartass. What I mean is that women tend to be a bit more aloof and [...]

Where’d I go?

Hi! Just a quick little post about what I’ve been doing with my time away from WordPress. I don’t really have time to go into all of the details, but here’s a quick overview.

 I got an apartment where the complex manager is really cute. 
Something wacky happened with one of my rent checks (not my fault BTW)
I [...]

You know what they say about assumptions.

Me: “Excuse me, I’m not really sure how to put this politely, but…”
Her interrupting me: “Fuck! I don’t want to be hit on again. I’m just out with my friends, trying to have a good time and you assholes won’t leave us alone. Do I look like a whore? Do I have ‘I’m easy’ written [...]

Be careful of where you point that thing.

I had been dating a nice young woman “Sara” for a few months. Everything was going quite well in the relationship. So well in fact, that we spent most of our free time in bed doing what normal adults do. It was a blast to say the least. The sex was fantastic and I was [...]

The importance of knee placement

One of the most important things you can learn in life is to always watch where your knees are. A little story from my past to help reinforce that lesson.
It was a long time ago, back in the Florida days. I was seeing the young lady named Sara (Once again, that’s not her real name). [...]

Boo-boo No-no

As some of you already know, I’ve had some really bad dates before. This is the story I alluded to in my comments from my last bad date post. Once again, I’m going to call the woman in this story Sara, just because it’s easy to type. Here it goes.
So, I was set up once [...]

A wink and a slap.

This is a story that I’ve told countless number of times in person, usually over a few pints of Guinness. I’ve mentioned parts of this story before in different places online, but I’ve never told the complete story. I was “inspired”, so to speak, to write the whole story after reading Christine’s blog. Her blog [...]

First night in Hawaii

Those of you who know me, know about the time I was in the Navy stationed in Hawaii. Those of you who don’t know me, guess what? I was in the Navy and stationed in Hawaii. This is a story about my first night out on Oahu and pretty much sums up my love life.
It’s [...]