A message from DPYHOYAAA. (Pt. 2)

Playa,
Do you desperately seek the attention of women that you meet online? Do you send E-mails and messages that are formatted like a cell phone text message? Have you ever used the letters “U” and “R” to replace the words “you” and “are”? Do you frequently use the ‘words’, wit, kewl, hawt or holla? Did [...]

A message from DPYHOYAAA.

Gentlemen, do any of the following seem familiar to you?
“Man, she sent me a message on Myspace saying that she was in town for a wedding”
“Her friend messaged me saying that I reminded her of her first crush”
“We’d meet every night on her webcam”
“I had to sell my car to pay off my credit card [...]