Would you like thighs with that? (Writer’s block source)

This is the thing I’ve been working on the most during this recent episode of writer’s block. I just can’t seem to get this to work out they way I want it to. I actually deleted the entire text, but was able to retriever it from the trash.
The thing that bothers me the most about [...]

That scent

John got on the bus not expecting anything special to happen to him. Just a quick trip down the 16th Street mall to meet an old friend for lunch. His mind was preoccupied with deadlines and office politics. He just boarded, found a clean empty seat and was expecting a two minute mental break from [...]

For whom the bell rings.

Phone rings
Me “Hello”
Female voice “Hello Sir. How are you doing today?”
Me “Fine. Thank you”
Female voice “I’m glad to hear that. I’m calling from the office of Death. Our records indicate that you are due to die sometime between the dates of February 2nd and February 5th. We’d like to know what day would be the [...]

Santa writes to me!

I’ve learned an important lesson today. Sometimes, Santa writes back. It’s not exactly the response I was looking for, but I’m not going to knock it.
To: TommyT (tommyt@worldwideweb.org)
From: S. Claus (s_claus@northpoleindustries.com)
Date: December 27th, 2006
Subject: Reply to your gift inquiry
Dear TommyT,
This is a response to your inquiry about certain items you did, and did [...]

The Academy for Philosophical Concepts and Beliefs

So, in my last blog, I kinda spilled the beans that I know the Forces of Good and the Forces of Evil. To answer some of the questions that I’ve been getting, yes, I do know them and we’ve been acquainted for some time now.
I went to this very exclusive high school named, “The Academy [...]

My car keys and the balance of the universe.

Okay, so there have been somethings going on lately to make me believe that I have really pissed off the Forces of Evil. The most obvious one is that I seem to be misplacing my car keys all of the time. I set them on the counter, go to the bathroom, when I get back [...]

Sympathy for the artist.

All of my life, I’ve been told that, “You can be whatever you want to be. All you have to do is work hard enough and you can do anything”. Turns out that isn’t exactly the truth. It’s a lie people tell children in order to get their hopes up with fantasy and false [...]

The most erotic story ever in the history of the world!!!!

NOTE! This post has been changed from it’s original. That and it’s not written to anyone specific. I use the name Sara in blogs for almost every woman’s name. It’s just easy to type. Oh, and if the real Sara is reading this, then forget what you just read. I wrote this for you and [...]

A message from DPYHOYAAA. (Pt. 2)

Playa,
Do you desperately seek the attention of women that you meet online? Do you send E-mails and messages that are formatted like a cell phone text message? Have you ever used the letters “U” and “R” to replace the words “you” and “are”? Do you frequently use the ‘words’, wit, kewl, hawt or holla? Did [...]

A message from DPYHOYAAA.

Gentlemen, do any of the following seem familiar to you?
“Man, she sent me a message on Myspace saying that she was in town for a wedding”
“Her friend messaged me saying that I reminded her of her first crush”
“We’d meet every night on her webcam”
“I had to sell my car to pay off my credit card [...]