Midlife Crisis: Pros and Cons

Well, there’s no way to get around it now, I’m an old man. Yes, that’s right, I’m a whopping 35 years old.
I remember when 35 seemed ancient. I remember wondering how anyone that needed to use all of their fingers and toes to count their age could possibly survive being that old. Granted, I [...]

Paradigm Shift

Recently, I went to pick up a gift for my girlfriend. It was a gift certificate to a fancy-schmancy lingerie store that she, “just so happened” to mention she liked a lot. I got the hint, her birthday was coming up, and off I went.  
So, I arrived at the store and was immediately pegged by the sales staff [...]

Where’d I go?

Hi! Just a quick little post about what I’ve been doing with my time away from WordPress. I don’t really have time to go into all of the details, but here’s a quick overview.

 I got an apartment where the complex manager is really cute. 
Something wacky happened with one of my rent checks (not my fault BTW)
I [...]

Take a second, think about it, babies can’t fly.

So, I’m on this plane and there’s this kid, screaming his ass off…FOR AN HOUR!
I’m sitting on the aisle, trying to drown out the tantrum with my iPod blasting the band, TV on the Radio, and it just isn’t working. For a mini kid, he had a fully developed set of lungs and apparently, some [...]